I’ve been listening to “The Way You Make Me Feel” by Michael Jackson for like ten hours straight now.
smooth, but not a criminal , itsonlytherealworld: ghostofjealousy: … no We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/1634492/via/jozinhadenize
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
did you just
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
YOUR VAGINA IS THE GATEKEEPER OF EVOLUTION